First Monologue
The Worst Birthday Ever Okay, so you know how it was my birthday yesterday? Oh yeah, well thanks. But guess what? It was the worst birthday EVER. I woke up at 5 am with a stuffy nose and I couldn't even breathe. I started to feel better so I went down stairs it started to rain. I absolutely positively HATE rain. I went to get my breakfast, and I saw my brother eating the LAST of my favorite waffles. So all I got was some nasty bruised fruit. Since it was raining I couldn’t go outside to do anything, but my parents told me that they would take me to the movies. When we got to the theater, they were all sold out of tickets to the movie that I wanted to see, so we let my brother pick who’d picked the worst movie EVER. Transformers 12. When we got home we ate dinner which was half burned and cake which was half burned. And my parents thought I was turning 12! I’m turning 13! When my parents went out to the store to get my favorite ice cream, there wasn’t any left! So th...